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silentauroriamthereal:

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starglooms:

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I can’t decide what piece of evidence is most damning

Is it Sherlock guiltily stealing his arm away from John’s shoulder as he wakes up?

Is it the Vitruvian man with John’s head glued onto it?

Is it the fact that the client-divorces-to-have-same-sex-relationship blog post is titled “Happily Ever After”?

Is it the fact that they just called the show “Sherlock” such that it would still work if his last name changed for some reason?

Is it John waking up literally PANTING because he was dreaming of his best friend just TALKING TO HIM NORMALLY and saying shit like “WANT TO SEE SOME MORE”

ding ding ding we have a winner

sorry to ask, I know I sound dumb but which ep was \sherlock guiltily stealing his arm away from johns shoulder as he wakes up\ I can’t recall

Not at all, my dear!  It’s a quick moment, so let me see if I can direct you exactly to where this happens:

You go to The Sign of Three and fast-forward just past the part where John and Sherlock are having a stag party completely by themselves at bars near all of their past crime scenes, because it’s totally normal to have your history with one other person as the theme of your bachelor party.

As you’re fast-forwarding, you should go past the totally platonic bit where John puts his hand on Sherlock’s knee and they stare at it for a second, and then John says “I don’t mind” and Sherlock whispers “Anytime.”  Once you see that, you’ll know you’re getting close.

Now you’ll get to the part where Tessa the client comes in.  Wait for her to say the words “To be honest, I’d love to have gone further."  At the exact moment she’s saying it - not that that means anything; purely concidental - you’ll see it:

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But if you get to the part where John wakes up telling Sherlock “Yeah, I’m there if you want it” then you’ll know you’ve gone too far and you’ll have to rewind.

^This. All of it.

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ceywoozle:

sherlock learns his love of herbology and potions from madam sprout. john, however, excels at duelling and quidditch and transfiguration. one day when they’re in potions and john’s forgotten his text book, professor snape makes him get one from the cupboard. that whole lesson he’s absorbed, for the first time fascinated by the words on the page, and when sherlock leans over to see what’s so interesting suddenly about a text book that john doesn’t even care enough about to remember to bring to class, he sees the scribbles in the margins, the self-aggrandising statements of the half-blood prince in bold black ink, and all sherlock can do is snort.

"what?" john demands, automatically on the defensive. "it’s good."

"don’t be an idiot, john," sherlock says. "it’s three bottylow leaves, not four, and he doesn’t even mention removing the stems."

at the end of the lesson, john puts the half-blood prince’s text book back in the cupboard and never thinks about it again.

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the-snowflake-owl:

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this is probably my favorite joke from futurama tbh

I love Futurama but I don’t get this what’s the joke

The joke is that a bunch of conspiracy theories say aliens came and taught Egypt how to build pyramids (because they are ‘too impossible’ for humans to have built’) and it’s actually the Egyptians that taught aliens and advanced their culture.

I hope it applies to Aztecs and Mayans too ;)

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wyllie-coyote:

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exuberantneuropsychologist:

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clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

(Source: iwishihadafather, via letsdrawcats)

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Sherlock the Hufflepuff

ceywoozle:

okay, before you go apeshit, just hear me out.

i want to start this by saying that i don’t take this argument seriously. i know a lot of people do and i want to acknowledge that. right here. here is me acknowledging that. you take this seriously, i do not. if you’re one of the people who take this seriously, you should probably stop reading.

have you stopped reading?

how about now?

okay whatever, i gave you a chance, it’s all on you now.

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I’m a hufflepuff so I approve of this message but I also think Sherlock is really ravenclaw. But you make a good argument for hufflepuff and I like it.